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Shopping
- DS
I have a certain female friend
Who's feminine to the very end.
She likes to shop; hates to spend;
Buying and returning is her trend.
If she wants to buy a new suit
She'll examine to the very root
Each and every shop en route,
And pass a day in the pursuit.
Early morning the very next day
She'll be there to give it away.
There will not be any display
Of hesitation or of any dismay.
Now, to make the matter plain,
If left to itself the suit 'd remain.
I ask you now; what does she gain
By taking part in the whole bargain?
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